December 2011
When your teachers extends a due date
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King..
valerie-al:
EVERYBODY KNOWS
IT’S.
ABOUT.
TO GO.
DOWN!
“GET IT SIMBA!”
Have you ever walked into your room and you're...
My new years resolution is 1024×768
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall...
five-at-heart:
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
virtualanomoly:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
People on my dash getting sweet messages and then...
itsonedirectionbitches:
*Le me talking to a really attractive guy
Me: I really love your name. I'm gonna name my kid after you.
Attractive guy: Awwh, that's so cute.
Me: The awkward moment when my kid and his father have the same name.
Attractive guy:
Me:
Attractive guy:
Me: What
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Just to let you all know, The night of December...
heyporksister asked: Your blog is the booomb. I love ittt <3
Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you...
"Ladies.. Ladies.. Ladies.. I have a six pack........
dontworrybekarl:
randomalina:
http://dontworrybekarl.tumblr.com/
That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day... →
gigglingbean:
and I’m just here like
