"what did u do all day?"
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
im just filled with hate and useless facts
wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister